Saturday, November 8, 2008

Funny moments

So in my last post, I think I talked about Cassi hating me. The fact that she hates me so much really affects how cute she is in my eyes. So I usually don't pay much attention to her unless she is giving me positive attention. But today, Todd and Natalie invited their friends and their kids over. Cassi was playing with this other girl and was "reading" her a book. I overheard her reading and she was pointing out the colors of the people's shirts in the pictures: "And dat one's wed, and dat one's geen, and dat one's GAY!" I started chuckling to myself and then she kept on saying it and I couldn't help laughing out loud! It was really funny! And then she thought I was making fun of her and got mad and ran away. It lasted long enough for a good laugh though. Also, it is the HEIGHT of insult if she calls you a "tooty tah"... ? I don't know. She is pretty funny sometimes even though she hates my guts.

I am currently trying out a new job (yes, besides the theater and target) working for a company that sells the new AT&T T.V. service. If I do it, I would go door to door selling their T.V. and Internet. So I went on a sales trip with this girl about Emily's age and I was just supposed to observe her and maybe try selling if I felt like it. There was another girl that was just starting and I think she is kinda crazy. The first thing that comes out of her mouth is how DFS has her kids and her husband thinks she is crazy and is trying to get custody or something. So now we definitely think she is crazy. Luckily I wasn't with her the whole day. My trainer drove Ms. Crazy and her trainer to their area and dropped them off (The area was really ghetto) while we drove to our area. So while we were out knocking doors, my trainer gets a text from the other trainer. Turns out that they were at this door and he was talking to this guy and she FARTS REALLY LOUD! HAHA! But it turns out okay because the guy was a crack addict/dealer who was really worried about "burning a batch in his oven" and they closed the sale anyway... except one problem. The crack addict was already a subscriber to AT&T and forgot! Heheheh. So that was pretty good and if you don't think she's weird yet, wait, it gets better. Later that day, during prime hours, the other trainer called and said that he was pulling out of the field and wanted to go home to his grandma's house. Turns out he just wanted to get away from this girl but he couldn't say that over the phone with the girl standing right there next to him. So after we picked her up, we were driving her to the bus station so that she could get home. She starts talking about her husband again and how she thinks he has kiddie porn on the computer and that she can't work the next day because she is going to the FBI to get the computer scanned for kiddie porn.

Also a lady in one of the training seminars that they hold is convinced that if she takes this job, someone will come after her with a machete. ...Saleswoman vs. Jungle Tribe Leader!!

Well, I think I'm out of things to say, so this is it. I'll try and get pictures of Halloween. I dressed up as a skeleton and all the kids were really cute in their costumes.

2 comments:

Julie said...

LOL. Joseph hated Emily for quite a while after she moved in with us. At least you aren't a coo-koo or wierdy which is the ultimate insult at our house right now.

Tami said...

Matt--you are hilarious! Oh, and I'm gonna need to see those pictures...